"This primer is the very essence of any and all styles and types of Bizarro writing. Wol-vriey collects, distills, and bottles up these 37 tiny stories for your sensory enjoyment. This is an absolute must-read for anyone new to the genre, because it demonstrates the scope of what Bizarro is, and what it can be."--Teresa Pollack, Bizarro commentator and bloggerWelcome to the strange place: A collection of 37 flash fiction stories designed to introduce one to the Bizarro/New Weird Genre. Weird, dreamy, nightmarish, absurd, sad, surreal, humorous . . . this collection of tales is all this and more.Welcome once again to the strange place, everyone . . . the very strange place. Stories include: The OriginalPenisthumbLove + Lust in BrazilTeething TroublesJackie Chan AngelEars are for HearingEvil Beef FactoryAngie Stone's RevivalLesbian in my PocketVoidCan't See For The RainIdentiaThe Morning AfterAhmed Apple Attacks America!The Grass A Day at the RacistsBehind Every Successful WomanOkay! Okay!!For Ze Love of Rosa (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)Ring RingShrink MeGood MedicineLiquid HusbandThe East Side of the House In Reverso Entertaining SpiderNumber One Señor Ogre (A Legend of Bizarro Mexico)Die, You Fluffy Sonofabitch!Soft Silky SkinVeniceGod's Refrigerator2012: The Alien EggRetro Race Relations RumbleThe Lionesses and The HyenaThe Secret Life of DrawersThe Devil in Utopia
