Drowning Kittens for Fun & Profit. 100 of the Worst Money-Making Ideas - Ada Dickey;Kevin Crew

Tired of working for a living? Have you considered making the situation considerably worse?

Ada Dickey and Kevin Crew have worked enough crappy jobs to know that there must be a better way. Unfortunately, they wrote down these ideas instead.

Drowning Kittens for Fun & Profit collects 100 of the worst money-making ideas ever committed to paper, from Canned Vomit and Professional Movie Heckler to Sleeping Bag Buddy and Farm Fluffer. Every entry pitches another appalling business opportunity with the confidence of a man selling loose prawns from his coat.

This revised, illustrated edition pairs the schemes with 100 drawings and an enthusiastic disregard for good taste. Expect filthy jokes, absurd sales pitches, social mockery, and the sort of entrepreneurial thinking that gets your relatives to stop asking about your career.

Read it a few entries at a time. Give it to the friend who always takes the joke too far. Leave it in the bathroom and let your guests make their own judgments.

And yes, it says "And Coloring Book." Apparently the authors felt the book needed qualifications.

You could discover an untapped market. You could end up under arrest. Either way, you’ve already bought the book, so the authors would like to congratulate themselves on a sound business decision.