The Putin Letters: Love Notes and Instructions to Donald J. Trump
Harbinger, F. T.
Synopsis "The Putin Letters: Love Notes and Instructions to Donald J. Trump"
In March of 2016, the author of this book predicted that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump would be the next candidates for President of the United States. He further predicted that Donald Trump would be elected. When he mentioned his predictions to people with similar political preferences to his own, he was told he was wrong, a nut, a pessimist. He was almost always told to shut up. The responses from Trump supporters were different: "Duh." "Of course." and "Fuck yeah." He took notes on the thoughts that came to him over the next two months, about what the worst things that could happen might be. He decided to pretend he was Vladimir Putin, writing instructions to his bro love Donald. Then, beginning in June, he did his best to channel Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump. Enduring headaches and sleepless nights, he spent six weeks writing this book and then created the cover and published it on Amazon in early September. The focus of the narrative is from the day of the election to two days after the inauguration. While many of the details are, and will be, incorrect, the general view is proving to be eerily true. Extreme and unlikely ideas are presented here. How extreme remains to be seen. It is offered here in the spirit of Prepare for the Worst. At the time of this writing, we have 67 days remaining for that task. 60% of the profits from sales of this book will be donated to the ACLU. May their coming battles to protect the Constitution of the United States prove successful. -- Chief Justice Coulter decides laws in favor of True Citizenship and One National Religion. -- Eric and Don Jr will be in charge of the world's biggest man cave: Wyoming. They stock it with lions, elephants and giraffe for shooting parties with their buddies and the passionate supporters. -- Secretary of Defense Palin is in charge of the drones. Bing, bing, bing, BLAMMO! -- Chris Christie is in charge of Health & Human Whatever, the FDA, Agriculture, and Transportation. -- Lady Liberty's torch is replaced with a hatchet. -- Guns for everybody! -- Nukes for ISIS. -- Abortion Done Right.
