Synopsis "Procrastination: The First Book You'll Ever Need"
Willit BeMee or will it be you, I don't know, and who's to say, but as long as there are people who are continually stuck in catch up and left behind and oh sh#t that bill was due two weeks ago, then I think I've written something that's going to let you take the first step forward and and not fall behind two. Look at this, it's supposed to be the place where I type in the description of my book and I'm already eighty-four words into this and haven't directly talked about what my book is about. I guess in retrospect and all things considered, not getting to the point is my way of letting you know that this book was written by a perennial (sounds like I'm a Tulip) procrastinator. The reason I wrote this book was I felt it was high time someone who was an actual procrastinator took the bull by the horns, the rain in Spain, and the cat in my hat, and wrote a book short enough in page length that another fellow traveler on the procrastination trail would have an even steven chance of actually finishing it. The nerve of most of these writers on this subject with all those page after page after page after page and exercise after exercise. I've got about five of these books and haven't finished one of them. I haven't finished one, and that makes me feel lousy. That's why I wrote this fifty-two page book so you would have a fighting chance of actually finishing it, and the reward and sense of accomplishment that will rise up to where you'll be looking for the next mountain to climb. And as I write in my little tome, the goal of this book is the goal, and that is finishing something you've started. SPOILER ALERT; some pages have only two sentences and the leading is quite generous. One page has just this line: "the page left blank for self-reflection." My goal is to make the path of least resistance for you to finish. Hey, I know non-procrastinators don't have any idea how important that is for the rest of us.
